1 × web page handed to an AI
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Roast my website
Paste a page's address. An AI reads it the way Google does, text, colours and typefaces, roasts it, then writes up the bill: what is costing customers, and the fix for each line.
The roast and the score are free. The 8 written fixes: €9. websites roasted.
Works on a friend's site, a client's or a competitor's too: roast it, then send them the ticket.
ROASTED
What does the AI actually read?
What a search engine or a link preview reads: the title, the description, the headings, the buttons and the text of the page, with no JavaScript run. And its stylesheets: the colours, the typefaces, the type sizes, how it adapts to a phone. It does not look at a screenshot: it judges what the page declares. If the page is empty without JavaScript, that is the first line of the bill.
What is in the full bill?
Eight problems ordered by what they cost you, each with its fix written out (the new headline, the new button), plus three replacement headlines for your page. €9, once, delivered at once.
What if I want a human to handle it?
This site is made by Solar Beam Studio, a studio that designs and rebuilds websites. The link is at the foot of every bill.
The same tool, under other names: Website checker · Free website audit · Website analyzer · Website review · Website grader