Privacy and legal notice

Publisher

This site is published by Solar Beam Studio, a French SASU, SIREN 900 029 208. Publication director: Alexandre Frih. Contact: hello@solarbeam.studio.

Host

Cloudflare, Inc., 101 Townsend Street, San Francisco, CA 94107, United States.

Questions

A question put in a link is stored with that link: anyone holding the link can read it. To write the roast and the answer, it is sent to OpenAI (or to DeepSeek when OpenAI does not answer), an AI model provider based in China. Put nothing personal or confidential in it.

Roasted websites

The address you give is read once, with its stylesheets, the way a search engine would. What is read is sent to OpenAI (or to DeepSeek when OpenAI does not answer) to write the roast and the bill. The report is stored: anyone holding its link can read the roast, the score and the titles of the bill.

The full bill

The full bill of a website roast is sold for €9, tax included, by Solar Beam Studio. It is digital content delivered on payment: by buying it you ask for immediate delivery and waive your right of withdrawal. The payment is handled by Stripe; this site never sees your card. A problem with a purchase: hello@solarbeam.studio.

Names

The name chosen on a ticket, and the number of people it trapped are public. The key that keeps the name yours stays in your browser.

The counter

So that it cannot be inflated, the site keeps a fingerprint of your IP address: a one-way computation, never the address itself. It also counts a few clicks (ask the AI, copy the link, buy) without tying them to you.

Cookies

No cookie. No ad network.

Visits

Visits are counted by Zenhook Sites, a tool of Solar Beam Studio hosted by Hetzner in Finland, with no cookie and no identifier in your browser: the page viewed, the site you came from, the country and the kind of device. The fingerprint that avoids counting you twice changes every day: nobody is followed from one day to the next.

Removing something

To have a link, a question or a name removed, write to hello@solarbeam.studio.

Updated on 10 October 2026.